Rude Shaped Egg Fryer - Cheeky Penis Kitchen Tool

🍳 Gateway to Kinky Cuisine 🍳

The Rude Shaped Egg Fryer brings cheeky energy to your breakfast ritual—featuring a penis-shaped black metal fryer that transforms ordinary eggs, pancakes, and burgers into hilariously anatomical creations. This playful kitchen tool proves that cooking doesn't have to be serious, and your morning meal can be a conversation starter.

✨ The Ritual of Cheeky Cooking

Simply place the penis-shaped fryer in your pan, crack an egg (or pour pancake batter) into the centre, and watch as your breakfast takes on a delightfully rude shape. Perfect for Valentine's Day breakfast in bed, hen party brunches, or simply adding humour to your daily cooking routine. The black metal construction ensures even heat distribution whilst the penis design guarantees giggles.

🔥 Features of Anatomical Cooking

• Penis-shaped design for hilarious breakfast creations
• Black metal construction for durability
• Perfect for eggs, pancakes, burgers, and more
• Ideal for Valentine's Day breakfast in bed
• Great for hen parties and bachelorette brunches
• Easy to use - just place in pan and fill
• Hand wash for easy cleaning
• Lightweight at 0.1kg for comfortable handling
• Creates Instagram-worthy breakfast photos

🌙 Embody Playful Kitchen Energy

The Rude Shaped Egg Fryer proves that kitchen tools can be both functional and hilarious. Perfect for surprising your beloved with a cheeky Valentine's breakfast, entertaining guests at brunch, or simply making your morning routine more amusing. The penis shape works beautifully for eggs, pancakes, burgers, or any food you can pour or shape. Hand wash to keep it clean and ready for your next anatomically correct culinary creation. This is cooking that celebrates humour, playfulness, and the joy of not taking breakfast too seriously.

Specifications:
Material: Black Metal
Design: Penis-Shaped
Uses: Eggs, Pancakes, Burgers
Washing: Hand Wash
Weight: 0.1kg
For: Kinky Cuisine & Cheeky Breakfasts
Brand: Spencer and Fleetwood

Your cooking is sacred. Your breakfast is cheeky. Your kitchen is playful.